Someone left me a nasty note on my car

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
01/29/2014 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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I found one space at the train station... and everyone there is parked over the white lines cause they're idiots. I had the Prius so I squeezed into a tight spot and I always reverse into my spaces so it's easy to get out of there. The car next to me was a Subaru Impreza hatchback, all blacked out. He's parked diagonally, over the line. I got back to my car around 10:45pm and the Subie owner wrote me a note and stuck it to the wiper:

"You are a complete fucking asshole! I could not get into my car because you parked so close! DICK! Your car shows what a tool u r!"

Yeah, well, maybe if you learned to park in between the lines and not diagonally, I would have had some more space.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:32

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I had the Prius

Problem #1

The car next to me was a Subaru Impreza hatchback, all blacked out.

Problem #2


Kinja'd!!! Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:33

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Hack his tires open? If it was sufficiently stanced he might not even notice...


Kinja'd!!! Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:34

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It's people like that that give us other Subaru drivers a bad name...


Kinja'd!!! beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:34

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I always take a photo when I box a car in like that. If someone ever damages my car maliciously it means I have some evidence to backup who did it.

Also if someone leaves me a note like that I could frame it with the photo and tell my grandkids about it.


Kinja'd!!! The Transporter > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:35

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Is that all he did?

Fuck it, then.


Kinja'd!!! Alex Murel > offroadkarter
01/29/2014 at 23:38

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There was truly no way to win this battle.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > The Transporter
01/29/2014 at 23:39

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Yeah, it was quite lulsy. I wasn't even mad, I just just rather amused


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
01/29/2014 at 23:39

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Great, I'mma take a picture next time. Thanks


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Alex Murel
01/29/2014 at 23:40

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It was over before it began


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > offroadkarter
01/29/2014 at 23:40

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Just cause my car doesn't have a parking sticker for the train station...


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > Nibby
01/29/2014 at 23:43

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If you parked an M1 Abrams tank in that lot w/o a sticker, that subaru owner would have been out of his mind if he tried to leave you the same note.


You wouldn't say "your tank shows what a tool you are" to someone would you?



Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Krieger (@FSKrieger22)
01/29/2014 at 23:43

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It wasn't stanced, just bro'd


Kinja'd!!! Ilike_cougars > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 00:50

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I dont know what it is about Subaru drivers, but I was driving back home from work in my Z4MR, minding my business, when one idiot drives next to me on the right lane with a loud fart can, egging me to race. I leave my going fast to track days, so didnt really bother, but what happenend next was crazy, he went half a car length ahead of me and tried to run me off the road!!


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 01:09

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I remember a Jalopnik article on some guy who boxed (albeit only on one side and it was a empty parking lot) the drivers side door in a 2004ish Jaguar sports car. The transmission hump must have been massive, because the guy couldn't even get through on the passenger side door.
That taught him a lesson. It's on YouTube.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > offroadkarter
01/30/2014 at 06:20

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Hit the nail on the head.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Doge_Supreme drives a BRZ
01/30/2014 at 08:59

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I know, right? I drive our Forester a lot


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Ilike_cougars
01/30/2014 at 08:59

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Yeah I've had similar things happen to me with WRX/STi drivers.


Kinja'd!!! George McNally > Nibby
01/30/2014 at 09:30

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When I was a kid, my buddies and I would all drive our own cars whenever we did stuff-when we would see some guy with a nice car parked like an asshat-we would all park within inches of both sides of their car.

Yeah, we were sorta dicks......


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > George McNally
01/30/2014 at 09:36

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